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Eleanor Lamb ([personal profile] notyourutopian) wrote2017-01-25 06:48 pm

IC Contact: Recollé

Eleanor Lamb
Hello you've reached Eleanor Lamb's voicemail. I'd explain what's next but I can't imagine you don't know what to do at the beep.


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burningblossoms: <user name=thesquiggles> (Prayer)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-21 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Good enough for me.

[Yukiko starts ladling out soup. And honestly for the most part it's fine. It's soup, and it may be a little spicier than she intended, but the dumplings? The dumplings are going to be pretty bad whenever Eleanor finds one. They're cooked through just a little too much, so the wrapping falls apart and the stuff inside is kind of gritty. Like it had become a general repository for all the spice in the soup, but the heat was cancelled out by the rest of it. It's gonna be pretty bad, basically, except the soup itself]

Here we go. Dinner. Let me know how that new recipe worked out.
burningblossoms: (Easygoing)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-22 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Is it?

[Yukiko will spare her the singing too. She's not much of one.

Settling into her seat, she takes a slow bite of soup too, encouraged by the broth.]


Julie Andrews really is a wonderful performer.
burningblossoms: <user name=yosukesheadphones site=tumblr.com> (Terror)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-22 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Yukiko's doing the same thing, taking a little bite out of one of the dumplings. And she immediately makes a disgusted face.

The texture. The taste. It's...]


Gods, what the heck.

[Even she can admit that she screwed this one up. Totally blame the recipe.]

...the dumplings.

[Spitting it out, she inspects the half that wasn't all chewed up...]

...look like the bottom of a river delta.
burningblossoms: <user name=thesquiggles> (Dark)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-22 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Yukiko shudders.

Stares at her soup.

Gets up.

Walks over to the sink.

And dumps the soup down the disposal.]


I'm sorry. We'll...just order out tonight.

[Something comes over her then. Her knees start to wobble, and she can barely take the soup pot in hand without dropping it. It teeters, falls into the sink with a clatter, and she hits the disposal...using the noise to drown out an uncomfortable half-wheeze half-sob as the last hour goes down the drain. Quite literally.]
burningblossoms: Most From <user name=eeveelutions> or made my me (Tears)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-22 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Yukiko slumps down over the counter, shaking slightly as the water rinses away her mistake. The smell is...pretty bad too...but she just stands there, taking it in like a punishment for her failure.]

No...it's not.

[She sniffles and flicks off the disposal, wiping away stinging tears with the back of her hand.]

...I just remembered more about the other me. She nearly killed Yosuke and one of the twins with her cooking. They...called it Mystery Food X.

[A sudden flash of anger comes over her, like a child throwing a little tantrum, and she gestures at the pot.]

That's just the start. I managed to screw up an egg yesterday. I thought it was a fluke, but now I'm not sure.
burningblossoms: <user name=yosukesheadphones site=tumblr.com> (My Head)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-22 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still very upset, shaking a little, Yukiko allows herself to be led away from the awful, awful stew. It's really strange how she failed to notice that when she was cooking, but...here it is.]

...I haven't messed up an egg since I was seven.

[Sullenly, she looks back at the sink, swallowing hard, her throat tight and her eyes burning.]

...and what if it's like Anya? She lost the ability to speak English overnight, and now all she really speaks is Russian and very broken Japanese. It's not out of the question.

[Should she just give up on cooking? Probably. At least, that's her logic.]
burningblossoms: <user name=yosukesheadphones site=tumblr.com> (Embarrassed)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-23 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The dumplings were awful...

[She admits that much. But it's hard to screw up broth with vegetables...]

The ones in the pot definitely broke apart and ruined the soup...
burningblossoms: <user name=yosukesheadphones site=tumblr.com> (Yeah I got a hangover)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
...I...really don't want to relearn how to cook.

[She really doesn't. But damn that may be the only choice.]

This sucks. But yeah, you're right I guess.

[She makes another swipe at her eyes with the back of her hand, washing away more tears.]

...and now I'm just hungry.
burningblossoms: (Sympathetic)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-09-24 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Pizza's fine.

[It's definitely going to be a thing they get more often. Not that it's a bad thing. Just...yeah...]